5. This has never happened to me before
It is a common phrase a man uses in two different occasions. It could be when something embarrassing has happened to him or when he wants to lie to you that you are the first person to take him to Bro Ocholla’s famous cl0’ud nine. Men always try to defend themselves when they realize they have not lived up to a woman’s expectations in b3’d. They will defend themselves by arguing that it is the first time the embarrassment is befalling them. They will also say this when they want to make you feel important even though they know you aren’t that important.
6. I don’t just h’it it and q’uit it
A man will tell you that he is here to stay. He will always fantasize how he will be with you forever. This, however, happens before he tastes the f0rb’idden fru’it. Once he does, he realizes it was just lu’st. His affection wanes gradually. Then you realize he never meant what he said. And this is how all men become dogs in the eyes of ladies.
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