10. Like unicorns and Camelot, direct eye contact is mythical.
11. When bras that work for other women meet your boobs, they somehow become about as supportive as Saran Wrap.
12. …And of course your boyfriend is an ass man.
13. You’re seriously concerned about your boobs getting even bigger when it’s time to breastfeed (even though you’re single and have no plans to get pregnant any time soon).